The episode opens with the Shake Up: an earthquake is shown causing a lot of damage. Wow, right into the drama! Um, no. The scene dissolves and the heading “72 Hours Earlier” is shown.
Summer and Taylor are at the mall, discussing the “surprise” party for that Summer and Ryan are planning for Taylor. Summer presses Taylor, asking her what she wants for her birthday. All Taylor wants is for Ryan to ask her to go to Berkeley with him. We know that Ryan is not going to do this. And Summer knows as well. “You applied to Berkeley?” Summer is thinking what we are: Taylor applied to follow Ryan. But turns out Taylor got in before she and Ryan starting dating. Oh and she also got into Princeton. It’s dubious as to when Taylor applied, but we’ll believe her for now.
Summer and Taylor see the day’s newspaper on a table and comment on the headline (Mayor Warns of Earthquake Weather). Taylor: “Makes you almost wish one would happen.” Be careful what you wish for Taylor!
Cut to the Cohen’s pool house. Ryan wakes up and Taylor is already there, breakfast prepared. Taylor is excited to see Ryan, but he doesn’t seem to share her sentiment. Could he be tiring of her constant appearance at his home? This is exaggerated by the fact that he takes about two bites of the breakfast Taylor worked so hard to prepare. Before he takes off, he tells Taylor he wants to his way with her as payment for planning her birthday. Again, Ryan is lacking just a bit in the romantic department. But he might make up for it at her birthday party.
Katelyn awakens to find Julie and Frank canoodling in Dr. Roberts’ kitchen. Julie is on a love buzz, but Katelyn is still sore from losing the Bullit as a step-father. She is downright nasty with Frank. He leaves for a job interview, leaving behind what Katelyn refers to as his convict bag. She eyes it with suspicion. What could she be planning?
Kirsten meanwhile has headed to the gym to sign up for pre-natal yoga. There she finds herself surrounded by 20 somethings who are more concerned with staying skinny during pregnancy. Some go so far as to say they would induce labor at eight months. Kirsten is shocked and not surprised at the same time. She knows this is how Newport is, but she is wondering how she can bring a new child into this kind of environment.
Ryan is now at work and Summer comes to visit him. She questions him on his big gift. Ryan has done pretty well, it would seem: he has had some poems Taylor translated from French professionally bound. Summer is unimpressed however. She thinks a better gift would be for Ryan to say “I love you.” This is not Ryan’s style though. So how will he resolve this?
Katelyn meets with Frank at the mall. Frank wants to know why she dislikes him so much. She says it’s because he is boring. “The Bullit was awesome!” She continues to insult him, but Frank remains calm. Julie meanwhile is back at the house. She looks in Frank’s bag and discovers . . . clown porn.
Summer has taken Seth to an art film exhibition put on by GEORGE (Global Environmental Organization Regarding Greenhouse Emissions). While Summer is totally into her latest fad, Seth is unimpressed by the films from a directorial standpoint. Summer challenges him to create something better.
We find Taylor and Ryan watching the old classic “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.” Taylor tries to use the movie as a metaphor, hinting that one should express how one feels when the moment is at hand. Ryan clues into this and turns to Taylor. “Taylor, I . . . ” the music swells, this could be it! “. . . missed that last part, could you rewind it?” Taylor is totally miffed, but we are lead to believe that Ryan may have a trick up his sleeve yet.
After the break, we find Summer and Taylor discussing Ryan’s lack of enthusiasm. Taylor it seems has given up on him, again. She is going to decline the scholarship she won at Berkeley. Summer suggests Taylor use truth serum to find out what Ryan really thinks. Taylor does her one better and decides getting him drunk is an easier route.
Back at the Cohen house, Ryan has just returned from a run. Sandy is in the kitchen, ready to hand down some sage wisdom. “Rather than tell Taylor you love her, tell her you enjoy spending time with her and that you care for her.” Yeah, that’s not exactly what she wants to hear.
Seth is just outside at the pool, filming his environmental art film. He’s calling it Six Hours in a Pool. He’s obviously not taking Summer seriously. Later, he debuts the film to Summer, who tires after two minutes of watching pool toys floating in the water. Seth claims it is a satire, but Summer says he has to make a new film. Seth says, “What am I supposed to do? Follow Ryan around until he punches someone?” This is a nice little dig at the show.
Sandy and Kirsten go to meet Sandy’s friend Jason Spitz and is wife Kerrie for dinner. Kerrie acts like a young Newport girl, talking about partying, belittling Sandy and Jason’s work, and referring to her own child as a thing. Kirsten is disheartened by the fact that she can’t find one decent woman in Newport.
Ryan meets Taylor at Roberts’s house for dinner for two. Taylor is very liberal with the wine, trying to get Ryan loosened up. Instead Taylor is the one who ends up drunk. Ryan shows a lot of care for her as he puts her into bed. He looks at her, realizes he really does love her and says those three magic words “I love you.” Neither he nor Taylor can believe he was able to muster the strength to utter that. Taylor is well pleased and slurs “Now we can go to Berkeley together” and then passes out. Ryan is taken aback by this latest development and finds her acceptance letter on her desk. He loves her, but does he really want her around for four years? We the viewers have to question his level of commitment.
The next day, we find Seth has decided to make a film about Ryan. As he films his subject he asks Ryan, “How does it feel to get the Dean of Discipline’s sloppy seconds?” Another great dig at the show!
Taylor tells Summer that Ryan said “I love you.” Or so she thinks. She can’t remember due to her drunken state.
Frank shows up at the Cohen help, asking for Ryan’s help with Katelyn. Frank says, “You have a experience with Cooper women.” Kind of a low blow there, Frank.
Later that night, the gang is all assembled for Taylor’s birthday party. As Taylor opens her presents, she comes to Ryan’s. We all know it’s an incredibly romantic . . . dictionary? Ryan has substituted the dictionary for the poetry book. But why? Is he having second thoughts about their relationship? The two go off for a private moment. Taylor asks Ryan about what he said. She asks if he would have said it if he would have said he loved her had he known she got into Berkeley. Ryan makes the mistake of hesitating. Taylor walks away, crushed, only to be confronted by her birthday cake. As her friends urge her to make a wish, she looks into the candles. We know the wish that is on her mind. But she thinks better of making it and runs out of the party before blowing out the candle. Ryan is left looking like a jerk.
During all this, Katelyn has been putting up posters of Frank’s mugshot with the caption “This Guy Loves Clown Porn!” Julie catches her in the act and wants to know why she is doing such mean things. Katelyn tearfully replies that she only wants to be a family. Suddenly all her bad behavior since she was first introduced as a character makes sense. She desperately wanted her mother’s attention. Julie decides to take it slower with Frank and focus more on her relationship with Katelyn.
We find Taylor back in her room, doing her usual birthday ritual of watching 16 Candles and talking to a psychic on the phone. Ryan shows up and sheepishly gives her his real present. Taylor is blow away by the romantic aspects of his gift. Ryan says he does love her and he doesn’t want to lose her.
But before the couple can reaffirm their love, the room begins to shake. No it’s not their passion; It’s an earthquake. All across Newport, everyone tries to protect their loved ones from falling debris. Ryan throws himself protectively over Taylor, shielding her from a glass armoire that falls on him. Seth and Summer escape from their vehicle just before a light pole crushes it. Kirsten is laying on the ground, dazed as Sandy can only helplessly try to make sense of what is happening. All over the OC, the world is being thrown into chaos, just when everyone was at a good spot.